Question your reality. Change your destiny.

just-shower-thoughts:

Tourists probably travelled your country more than you

obovoid:

news report: survey says

me: what was the sample size? the distribution? the demographic??? this is meaningless. you could have asks two people in line at starbucks

(via comedystation)

the-malevolent-platypus:

candace-gertrude-flynn:

society’s view of Perry the Platypus: serious, stoic, and unemotional agent who only cares about getting his job done

canon Perry the Platypus: cries over soap operas, keeps pictures of him and his nemesis together in his wallet, has an existential crisis over Heinz being thwarted by another agent and travels to freaking Seattle to confront him, sits in highchairs and shopping cart seats, grins like a dork whenever Heinz does something ridiculous, hugs and snuggles his owners at every possible opportunity

Best part is that those are both absolutely true.

(via mmicchi)

just-shower-thoughts:

Rain must be weird as hell for fish. It’s like watching the sky getting blasted by small meteorites